ruinedchildhood:

DONT TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE

Reblog if you’ll PUBLICLY answer anything in your ask right now.

kingjaffejoffer:

When someone with stank ass breath talks to you really close

howunpleasant:

when i was little i actually questioned why girls were supposed to cross their legs and when i was told “because boys will look up your skirt” i said “then tell boys not to look up our skirts” and my grandma got really angry with me but my uncle thought i was great and gave me a high five

(Source: howunpleasant-moved)


burdenedwithgloriousassbutt:

jackiefarrell:

Kat Dennings’ curves appreciation post

in which we are all Tom

(Source: kat-dennings)

skaterparadise:

we all know that one person you get sexually frustrated just looking at


That awkward moment when the worst father in the history of television handles gay talk to his son better than 90% of world’s parents.

(Source: teammilkovich)


pocahontasthelittlewanton:

Watch and you’ll see
Some day I’ll be
Part of your world

  • at the start of the semester: i'm gonna get a 4.0 gpa
  • at the end of the semester: perfection is the disease of a nation...pretty hurts, pretty hurts
I think it’s the books that you read when you’re young that live with you forever.
J.K. Rowling (via incandence)

(Source: bookmania)

soloontherocks:

luxtempestas:

OKAY SO MY MOM REALLY LOVES OLAF HES LIKE HER FAVOURITE FICTIONAL CHARACTER NOW AND IT SNOWED SOME GOOD PACKING SNOW TODAY AND SHE ASKED IF I WANTED TO BUILD HIM ONCE WE SHOVELED SO WE FUCKIGN DID.

the prince is awake

your shit is wrecked.

do you want to build a motherfucking snowman


Game of Sass | Tyrion Lannister


(Source: heathledgers)

(Source: vgjunk)